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dcab1.cgs
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5Well, here you are in the cabaret.
5"Hey," says the familiar comedian,
5"there was two peanuts walking down
5the street. One of them was assaulted!
5...peanut. Heh heh heh!"
5Wow! That was your kind of joke! You
5MUST hear more! Unfortunately, there's
5only one seat left.
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5You take the only available seat.
dkentcab.cgs
5"May I sit here?" you ask.
5"Okay," says the man at the table.
5You hear a voice behind you.
dwaiter1.cgs
5"Excuse me," says the waiter, "may I
5get you anything?"
5"Don't do it!" says the man across
5from you. "I had to pay $42 for a Q8!"
5"No, thank you," you tell the waiter.
5"Go away, or I'll kill you," he says.
dkentcab.cgs
5The man across from you speaks.
5"Hi! I'm Kent! I'm from South Dakota!
5I'm not very smart, but I'm strong and
5I'm good with my thumbs."
5"Want to join me?" you ask. "I'm on an
5adventure."
5"What kind of adventure?"
5"I don't know," you say, "that's just
5what the game description said."
5"Okay," says Kent.
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5The two of you leave and board the ship.
5"Wow!" says Kent. "A Lemon 42E! My dad
5had one of those when I was a kid! Said
5the E stands for 'expensive!'"
wtakeoff.voc
dlemon3.cgs
5Just as you leave Galifray, you recieve
5an incoming communication.
dporky1.cgs
WOINK.VOC
5"Alright, Spleen," says Officer Porky.
5"We've got you surrounded."
5"What?! What have I done?" you demand.
5"You know quite well what you've done,
5Mr. Spleen. We have evidence right here
5in a game called 'Captain Spleen' that
5you killed Mr. Pointy."
5"But he was the most dangerous criminal
5in the galaxy!"
5"Yeah, but who do you think bankrolls
5the police?"
5You consider this. Meanwhile, Porky
5uses a tractor beam to move your ship
5into his, and shows you to your cell.
dporky2.cgs
5"(Confidentially," says Officer Porky,
5speaking in parenthesis so that no one
5overhears, "the entire point of this
5part of the game is to get you away
5from Galifray so Colin doesn't have to
5put a lot of flag variables in the
5program.)"
5"I see," you say.
5"Just doing my job," says Porky.
WOINK.VOC
ncell.scr